Ultrasound for my hand

Injured my hand and use it manja Mr Honest....

H: How is your hand?

Me: Still painful, seen doctor a second time and did x-ray and ultrasound.

H: Are you pregnant?

Me: What? No... I won't be talking to you if I am pregnant.

H: But you said you did ultrasound..

Me: That is for my hand, not for my womb.

H: Oh.... well good luck with the results.

Me: Thank you..

This is what I get for dating mature man.